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Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel in Las Vegas is … Boring


Key Points:

  • Located within Crystals mid-Strip, adult tickets to Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel start at $34.

  • Inside are backlit recreations of the 34 frescoes on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, along with background info for each.

  • There are some interesting tidbits, but the atmosphere is like a funeral home, and the visuals are underwhelming for the price.

Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel is the newest attraction occupying the former Immersive Van Gogh and Disney space in the Shops at Crystals, mid-Strip in Las Vegas.

I was excited to check it out, as I’ve been to the real deal in Vatican City, and the press release imagery looked pretty compelling.

Plus, there was a weirdo at the Rome version yelling “No PHOTO!” over and over again. The chance to snap some forbidden pics excited me.

A Michelangelo Exhibit in another city, used as an example.
Courtesy of SEE Entertainment & SBX Group.

I walked in off the street, bought a ticket from an unenthusiastic kid, and made my way toward the entrance beneath The Van Gogh “Starry Night” neon decor, which is still mounted on the ceiling.

He let me know there’s an audio guide available in the Google Play & Apple app stores. You can download it in advance, or scan the QR code at the venue.

On either side of the entryway is content detailing aspects of Michelangelo’s life and works. Kind of a cool introduction to the attraction, although the room is massive, and it was barely filled by this and a small gift shop. Felt empty.

Entryway to Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel, which has a timeline of his life on the left and video content playing on the right.

The first impression of the attraction itself after stepping through the green archway was solid. The backlit paintings popped, especially the ones mounted along the ceiling.

The room def felt a bit large for the content, however.

There were a handful of couches and benches available to sit as you viewed the art, read the placard, or listened to the audio guide for that image.

A wide angle of the Sistine Chapel space, which has illuminated paintings on the walls and on the ceiling.
Illuminated painings hang on the ceiling above couches. Paintings are also on the wall in the background.
A white stone statue in the foreground, with illuminated paintings in the background.

You begin your experience reading a series of illuminated placards that introduce you to the Sistine Chapel’s history, how Michelangelo reluctantly accepted the job (he saw himself as a sculptor), the stories from the Book of Genesis depicted in the paintings, and modern restoration work.

A large, illuminated placard that introduces you to the attraction with background info about the Sistine Chapel.

Around the room are the individual frescoes that make up the chapel ceiling, along with descriptions of the story they depict.

I’ve been to the real Sistine Chapel, and perhaps I’m simply uncultured, but I didn’t realize they were biblical stories.

A reproduction of Haman's Punishment next to a written explaination of the painting's meaning.
One of Michelangelo's frescoes next to a description.
“Judith Slays Holofernes”

Here are some more close-ups.

"The Creation of Adam"
“The Creation of Adam” – A very popular meme format.
"The Ancestors of Christ Uzziah"
“The Ancestors of Christ: Uzziah”
"The Prophet Jaremiah"
“The Prophet Jeremiah”

In addition to the frescoes, three recreations of Michelangelo’s sculptures were scattered about the room.

A white statue on a red carpet. In the background are illuminated frescoes.
“Moses” – Carved in the early 1500s

The last stop at Michelangelo was “The Last Judgment”, which, according to the placard, was created about 25 years after the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling and can be found on the western wall behind the altar in the chapel.

In front of the painting are pews for folks to sit and take it all in. Which is cool; it’s a sincerely interesting & intricate piece which depicts 390 individual figures ascending to Heaven, or… on the right side of the image… being dragged to Hell.

The Last Judgment fresco with pew seating pointing at it.
“The Last Judgment”

That’s basically the gist of the attraction. Walk from fresco to fresco, reading about which story they depict and how Michelangelo wanted to portray it.

There were certainly some interesting tidbits. I learned stuff. But it was boring. There was no movement. No excitement. The room felt too big for the attraction.

And it may be unfair, but I couldn’t help but compare it to Immersive Van Gogh, which called this space home before shutting down.

I know nothing about Van Gogh (aside from his most famous works) and am far from a superfan, but the way they brought his paintings to life, choreographed to music with video projection technology, was far more engaging.

Paining of an evening sky on the walls of the Van Gogh Experience.
“Starry Night” at Immersive Van Gogh (RIP)

Ultimately, I see this attraction appealing to 3 types of people:

  1. Fans of Michelangelo.
  2. Fans of the Sistine Chapel.
  3. Fans of Biblical art (is that a thing?).

Perhaps I’m dense, but that seems out of alignment with your average visitor to Las Vegas.

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